Visiting Emjay and KonaKiniAugust 25
I stopped by emjaytee and KonaKini’s for a few days and I was glad to get out of there. It started out nice. Emjay showed me her garden.
I loved the lamb’s ears. They were soft but I didn’t see any lambs.
I was hungry and thought I found some bamboo. I was wrong. It was somebody named Holly. Hock was her last name I think.
I met their animals. They were almost too friendly.The dog was ok, but I have no idea what that cat was trying to do.
Although Gilda did help me see if Rachel might be lurking around outside. Nope, she wasn’t.
Emjay took me to work. Her cubicle scared me. Emjay says that the man in the picture is Jack Sparrow and that he’s adorable, but I was worried that he might be the type of pirate that would attack a poor little panda.
I met Stooge-a-holic! I told him to kiss my ass.
They took me around Pittsburgh where I met many new friends. This guy looks ferocious but he was a real sweety. He was careful with his claws so he didn’t hurt me.
We went to the point and I insisted on seeing where that pinhead who drives a motorcycle without a helmet plays football.
Then I saw some ducks and asked them to join us, but they weren’t as friendly as the dinosaur was. They quacked that they were busy.
KonaKini and I sunbathed for a while as emjaytee sat under a tree. She hates the sun?!?! I think she’s part vampire.
Then a terrible thing happened. We met a couple of nice guys who were playing with stuff in the park. The next thing I know, I’m up in the air and they’re laughing and my tummy was all a flutter and it wasn’t very fun at all.
I was so dizzy, I couldn’t walk straight.
I got back at emjay and Kona. I threw up somewhere and we’ll see how long it takes them to find it! Judging by their house, I’d say it’ll be Christmas…. 2008.